lesbony

A name that is typically given to the lesbian viewers or fans of the "My Little Pony" show or franchise.
lesbo + pony = lesbony

("lesbo" derived from "lesbian")

Fangirl 1: "But you're a lesbian! You can't like girly stuff like 'My Little Pony'!"
Fangirl 2: "I'm a lesbony, bitch."
Fangirl 1: *mind blown*

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Oh my Gaga!

Fans of Lady Gaga say this as opposed to "Oh my God!"

Oh my Gaga! This ascot is fabulous!

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vagitable

Another word for vagina. (Based from the word, vagitarian, one who strictly eats vaginas. Vagitarian comes from the word vegetarian, one who strictly eats vegetables.)

Lesbian mom: Eat your vagitables everyday so you can grow big and strong! Like a real dyke!
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Vagitable Ad: One bottle of vagitable juice contains 8 servings of vagitables!
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Chelsea: How did you lose so much weight? You look great!
Olivia: I became a vagitarian.

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lesbiannoy

To be a lesbian woman and to annoy or irritate someone at the same time.

Jessica: Do I lesbiannoy you?
Chelsea: Yes, you do! You texted and called me a billion times today!
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Crystal: What'd you think of Jessica, Chelsea? Wasn't she cute and friendly?
Chelsea: Are you kidding me? She was so lesbiannoying!

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quipster

1. A queer hipster; putting the word queer and hipster together.

2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.

The quipster took off his fedora, grabbed his Polaroid camera, and took an angled photo of a tree while listening to his iPod playing a band you've probably never heard of.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.

Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?

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lesbiology

The study of lesbian women and their behavior, sexuality, and lifestyle.

Chelsea: Oh no! I've got a lesbiology final exam tomorrow morning and I haven't even hit the books yet!

Brianna: Don't worry. I'll take you to a lesbian bar tonight. That's all the studying you need to ace that final exam.

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lesbooty

lesbooty

1. A lesbian booty. The booty, or buttocks, of a lesbian woman. 2. A word that combines the words "lesbo" and "booty" together. (A "lesbo" is a shorter term for "lesbian.")

Lesbian 1: "Hey! Where the hell is your lesbooty? Melissa Ethridge and Tegan and Sara are performing a secret show here at the gay bar!"

Lesbian 2: "Calm your lesbooty down! I'll be there in ten minutes!"

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