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When a guy pulls out and slips in his own cum puddle.
I was banging this girl from the bank last night, and made a withdrawal slip when we were done.
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When you tie up a lover like a roasted pig, cover them in butter, and shove an apple in their mouth before boning them until they are 'done'.
Man, I was feeling carnivorous, so I gave that girl the Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler in front of her fireplace.
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