Doodle Scrub

A person who lacks skills in playing the popular iPhone and iPod touch app Doodle Jump.

Jerry, you only got 45,000 points in Doodle Jump. You're a Doodle Scrub!

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yabetch

A less vulgar and funnier version of "you bitch."

Aren't you gonna fold those, yabetch?

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Pogative

The midpoint between positive and negative, covering the gray area that often exists when a statement has elements of both positivity and negativity. Sometimes used in the field of mathematics. Closely related to the word tralse.

V: Is the answer positive or negative?
Jerry: It is absolutely pogative.

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Homework Day

A holiday observed by students worldwide on the last day of a break, when all work assigned are not done yet due to procrastination. Students with senioritis may refuse to observe this holiday.

Today is Homework Day, but I'm not gonna do any work because I'm a senior. I will be playing Doodle Jump all day because I need to stop being a Doodle Scrub.

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