Saffron

A scandalous woman who tricked me into making out with her and wanting sex after.

Her: I don't have anyone please can we just get on with this

Me: Oh alright make sure to lock this door

*Sunday morning comes*

*Me getting a message telling me she's 7 weeks pregnant and taken*

Me: OH WHAT THE FUCK- she tricked me and lied... Dammit, she's such a Saffron

i worked so hard

When you work so so very hard in life, and people tend to not give a shit. Therefore giving you a small pay after you barely killed yourself for them..

Man: Alright it's time for your payment, here 50¢

Another Man: OH COME THIS ISN'T RIGHT I worked so hard

Man:WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT HAIR IN MY MEALS

Me

A useless fucking human being... That's me, I deserve to kill myself.. I'm retarded and I wanna die

Guy: Welp sucks to be you

Me: ofc it fucking does it's Me were talking about...