A poor disillusioned guy who somehow managed to worm his way through the tangled mess of American politics to become the president for the years 2000-?.
Most noted for:
- choking on a pretzel and nearly causing his own death
- responding to the September 11 attacks by continuing to read a little kid's book
- promising to track down Osama bin Laden
- being convinced that weapons of mass destruction were located nearly everywhere in the Middle East
- deciding to go after Saddam Hussein after bin Laden remained unfound
- staying against pro-choice and gay marriages because of his christian faith
- Hey, is that Bush on the cover of the magazine choking on a pretzel?
- You bet it is!
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A hairy guy who shaves his chest (and possibly groin area as well), but it's never quite smooth.
My boyfriend is such a cactus, I feel like I'm rubbing up against sandpaper, I'd rather he just not shave at all!
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a hickey
when somebodys suckin on your neck and they leave a mark
nigga dont leave no hater marks on me! what will my other nigga say? ;)
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a cut; to get cut or slit with a knife
watch out before you get sliced!
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Well-read. Well-spoken. Likes to pretend. Likes to watch people. Probably doesnt understand how handsome he is, but most likely knows his talent and further future potential as a great musician..
Paul Banks pretends like no one else to try to control himself.
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