Poot Plucker

One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.

Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..

Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?

Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....

Pootnage

Often Referred Of One Farting.

Another word For Fart, or poot.

Jimmy: Why Joo Speaking Pootnage?
Joe: Cuz i ate Beans last night.

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