Guinea

Guinea is a part of Gloucester county Virginia that is home to British watermen who isolated themselves in the marshes after the revolutionary war. Due to the isolation the Guinea men have developed their own culture and almost an unrecognizable dialect. They are some of the best watermen on the bay but also the craziest fuckers I’ve ever met.

Mama always told me never to drive through Guinea at night. Those inbred fucks will chop me up and put me in a crab pot.

Angelina

She’s the waitress at the pizzeria

“I eat anti-pasta twice just because she is so nice my Angelina”