A fat Costa Rican bastard who got a shitty ass haircut and hates a lovely boy named Bryan. Nigga Jared thinks heâs rich ($14 an hour makes fat niggas go crazy) he lies about everything except that he has so many hoes. Nigga thinks heâs a thug cause he live in a shitty ass apartment. The biggest city boy s(as in fat asf but he still a city boy) got pepperoni nipples, SpongeBob acne and is a big fan of chaka culture and claims the chaka set. And he is thankful for god given opportunityâs Jared is a good homie and faithful vato and
Margret: Jared is fine ask
Hannah: Iâd let him nut inside of me
Margret:â¦
The hoes: Iâd like Jared to fill my holes