Doomsterbating

When you are doomscrolling social media and come across a sexy advertisement or ex gf post and end up masturbating.

I was endlessly scrolling Instagram and came across this chick whose ass I ate. Next thing I know I was balls deep in my fleshlight doomsterbating.

Prison lip

Taking your dip out of your lip and hiding it inside your foreskin until the coast is clear and safe to return to your mouth.

I had a fat dip in when my wife came home. I tucked it in my prison lip and went to the garage where I threw it back in.

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