squirty spurt

Another name for a penis

Trevor: Hey what’s up bro?
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.

Befluxed

Bewildered and flustered... at the same time.

My girlfriend was befluxed on the phone when I complimented her and I thought it was cute!