Five to Two

A really ugly woman or man, who is only worth pulling at 01:55 in a club.

Fuck it, its Five to Two.. you'll do! <snog>

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Wife beater

Another name for a pint of Stella Artois. So called because a its the strongest fuel needed by a wifebeater to kickstart his sport

I'll have a packet of crisps and a pint of wife beater

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groundhog day

When you have too much stuff to do, and not enough time to do it.

I'd love to come out clubbing tonight, but I am having a bit of a groundhog day! I ain't got the time!

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