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When youâre giving someone with a mushroom dick a blowjob. Because porcine are excellent at finding truffles.
Girl, his dick was so disappointing I had to give him boarâs head. I was rooting around in that bush to find the truffle.
When your penis is so far turtled inside itself that it needs some goddamn oxygen.
Don holds the Guinness World Record of penis ox of 38 years.