My friend and I were watching a Japanese movie and the subtitles said "I can still walk." I looked at the screen quickly and thought it said "I can still wank" (which, in British English, is basically masturbation, or onanii in Japanese ^_____^). Ever since then, "to walk" means "to masturbate."
"I'm going for a walk..."
"You WHAT?!"
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