Mid-West Syndrome

The deep desire to drink just becuase the sun is shining.

D: Hey Ryan what are we doing this weekend ?

R: I hear its suppose to be nice out

D: find a bar with a patio?

R: Yep! Mid-West Syndrome strikes again .See yall at noon

Alternative Fact

Basically a lie but said in an elegant way.

A: Hey the sky is soooo blue... (nighttime)

B: ummmm alternative fact?

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