demplish

To destroy (specifically potaoes), devour (again potatoes), to indulge (do you even need to ask what)

Man, I could demplish some mashed potatoes right about now.

You wanna demplish some fries with me?

Contributating

When you are unwillingly contributing to a project without fully knowing why.

Thanks Michael, for contributating to the news.
Dude's always contributating to any group project.