mermanatee

a mythical vegetarian betwixt a cute boy and a handsome man

I just got grazed by a mermanatee.

mascellaneous

Variously and/or casually masculine; not interested in alphabetizing one's masculinity along the lines of alphas, betas, etc.

He's cool without being cold, friendly, strong, sweet to children, practical, good with tools, and crosses his legs; well-rounded and mascellaneous.