Wrigley feel

When in a crowd, a guy positions himself and his hands so that when women squeeze past they have to rub up against him in an inappropriate manner.
Popularized by suburban dads at Chicago's Wrigley Field.

Phil positioned himself in the tunnel to the right field bleachers to get as many Wrigley feels as possible.

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Bumpershoupt

Wildly imaginative, ultimately impossible, sex, including physically impossible positions and stamina beyond human capabilities.

When Candiss whispered into his ear, promising an evening of bumpershoupt, Robert broke out in an obvious sweat.

When asked how his first date with April went, Harold replied with one word, "Bumpershoupt".

After Eddie's hot sister walked through the yard in her swimsuit, the boys conversation switched to pure bumpershoupt.