Meth-odist

Slang term for a person who smokes meth religiously.

Police: You’re under arrest for possession of methamphetamine.

Citizen: Sir, this is religious item. Catholics use wine to practice their religion. This is my wine. I’m a Meth-odist.

Boregasm

A disappointing orgasm generally stemming from masturbating to uninspiring porn.

I was watching this horrible porn the other day and had a boregasm. Better than nothing though.