Trump Dump

When you have to take a huge, messy and smelly poop, especially when that poop goes on and on or occurs in multiple stages.

"Man, those burritos I ate last night game me a lot of belly pain."
"Are you feeling OK today?"
Oh yeah - this morning I had a major Trump Dump, and now I'm all cleaned out."

"Oh my GOD IN HEAVEN, what is that SMELL?"
Sorry, I just took a Trump Dump."

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