Wal Mart

1. The root of all evil masked by a cute little smiley face that is really only after the little bit of money you have.

2. The shopping center for all people who (a) Think Faded Glory is a nice brand when what it does to your clothes is IN ITS NAME and (b) have food stamps and fill up the lines on the 1st of every month

3. Home to creepy homeless people who walk around the store at late hours

1. Wal Mart: slashing prices, slashing away small businesses, and slashing your economy!

2. Person 1: Jeez, why is it so crowded at Wal Mart tonight?

Person 2: First of the month! Food stamp time!

3. Homless man: Hey kid want some candy?

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