Mexicorn

A Mexican unicorn

Kid#1:"wait who are you"
Kid#2:I'm a mexicorn bitch"

2👍 1👎

Sexacorn

Sexting as a unicorn

Sexacorn me and send meh nuds

LoVe

Is fake and you don't need it

"I love you"
"I love me to"

1👍 27👎

Dickeyballs

Giving a blow job to your bestfriends partner

Girlfriend:*giving head*
Boyfriend:*walks in* "what the hell!"
Best friend:"im getting dickeyballs"

3👍 2👎

September 12th

September 12th is national give your sweater to someone you love day.

Friend:"Whats today?"
Girlfriend:"September 12th is surrender your sweater day"
Friend:"Cool"

42👍 12👎

Daddy

You can't choose your father but you can choose your daddy

Girl:"Daddy"
Boyfriend:"Hey baby girl"
Girl:"Hey father"
Father:"Hey "

5👍 2👎

Slut

45% of the world is a slut, especially at school

"Your a slut"
"So are you"

164👍 74👎