Jump Fuck

That moment when you thought you had a loving relationship but the guy was only with you for your trampoline

Sally: What happened to that guy you were seeing?
Bonnie: Agh it was another Jump Fuck, struggles of having a trampoline, am I right?

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Bobadia

A pompous flourish of gayness

Bobadia bit a bumblebee, a bumblebee bit Bobadia