richard dawkins

A man who while very acomplished as a biologist has become a troll who confuses opinions with facts and likes to input his personal philosophy into scientific knowledge.

Dawkins also has a cult following of militant fanboys who dream about him on the internet and this will become apperant when you see the thumbs down on my definition

And if you fucking fanboys don't like my definition of your dear idol richard dawkins I got two words for you.

SUCK IT!

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mayhem

A violent black metal band.The original members (dead and euronymous)are dead.Some people say that if it was not for the murder and other crimes they would not be known.This is wrong of course they have talent!Other people say that the current line up is not the real mayhem.Bah please tell me that GDOW is not real mayhem!Fuck off to all nay-sayers mayhem rules if you dont like mayhem then go away and pleasure yourself with your grandma's dildo little faggot's

Hail dead,Hail euronymous,Hail MayheM,Death to count grishnackh!

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uranus

uranus is a planet kids please take your butt jokes somewhere else.

Uranus rules bitch take your little anus joke elsewhere

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jessica alba

If you are male and you don't know who she is you are officially gay.

One who is attracted to cute women must have a vague idea who jessica alba is.

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U.N.C.F

United negro college fund.

Me:Hi I would like to enlist in U.N.C.F please:)

Black receptionist:Im sorry this is for black people only.Your mexican not black:(

Me:Aww now I know how your race felt back in the old days:(

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Great white shark

The great white shark is just a big overated sea pussy that is also queer.

Please I could kick the shit out of that great white shark.Dolphin pride!Dolphin power!

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bed

The most magical place in your house.I sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matrass.

I love going to bed and sleeping.

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