Maro

An overgrown man-child that breathes with his mouth open. Absolutely reeks of halitosis. Sleeps in a bed full of cookie crumbs because he passes out while filling his face full of chips ahoy. Insists on fixing things that were never broken to begin with in an effort to make himself feel more manly. Breaks everything he tries to fix. Cries to his mom when his girlfriend doesn’t constantly stroke his man ego and tell him he’s doing a good job. Drives a garbage truck.

Can you hear that heavy breathing sound? Oh that’s just Maro choking on his fat tongue.

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