Dictionary is a Computer with no internet, and it is wrapped (with leather usually)
"I dont know what this means, but i'm too dumb to google it so i will read this dictionary for hours
Extremely, obvious sentence, that you respond: thank you watson, or fuck you watson etc.
a) kid to dad: look that's a bird
Dad: wow... how did you know that? (Thinking to yell out loud: No shit sherlock!)
b) guy with an eyepatch: i'm half blind you know?
Guy: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
Guy with an eyepatch: thank you watson
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