Briffit (Adj) A women who is approaching her sexual decline and starts using sex toys and videos to entice the homeboy's into her love organ
Geez, talking to this super hot briffit last night I might as well buy a new ring piece as she's smoking pole like crazy.
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verb adjective
Bored of the same old intercourses copper, try shoving one hand after the other up your partners stinking love soaked holes
The juror was taken down when she shouted Γ’ΒΒyes I believe you and I want a GW Bush Fisting for protecting your man stoatΓ’ΒΒ
A lifeism is when someone drunker than you tells you the meaning of life in one soundbite
life soundbite
dude a lifeism is eat, drink, fuck, be happy the rest is just taxes.
eat drink tax fuck
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When the party get horrible, things get smashed, couples are fighting. Everyone begins to Mew
Hell, when she found out the rubber burst she was proper mewing.
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