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An alternative to a gender reveal party for mothers who would like to reveal the biological sex of the parasite living inside them, but will allow it to choose gender.
Andy: Kellyâs genital reveal party is Sunday.
Joe: Awesome! Iâll bring the kumquats!
Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.
I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.
To ask for a $20 short term loan from a friend or aquaintence
Yo, Steve, borrow me a tubby for lunch.
Another name for premature ejaculation, typically occurring from the friction of the penis brushing the inside of the womenâs leg.
She wonât be calling me again, I spurtled all over her thigh
To bludgeon with a long, solid metal bar swung in an overhead, two handed motion
He tried to maizehole me, so I chinese fire drilled him
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A group of people unaware that they are retarded.
The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade