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A woman who fluffs you up before you get on to perform. Often uses Kanye West or Taylor Swift to motivate you
Peter: I need a hypegal
Brittany: I am on it. Haters gonna hate, but I'm fluff ready...
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Having sexual fantasies about colleagues in work, often more senior colleagues than you, imagining them in yoga positions. When you are least expecting it, these fantasises pop into your head when you are near them.
Tiffany: I was just sitting opposite Jamie, talking about the HPM, and all I could think about was him downward dogging me
Brad: Still getting those yoga fantasies about him then?
A cute and cuddly flufferer.
While you are waiting naked to get on set for your next porn session, you can call for the fluffle-up-agus and they will come and keep you warm as well as gently wank you off.
Brad: I need to get up, I am back on in a minute
Tiff: Do you want to borrow my monkey?
Brad: No, its ok. My fluffle-up-agus is cumming over
A girl who loves cheesy poofs. Reacts hysterically when she sees them and gets anxious when she can't find her next fix.
Often seen on buses, clutching bags of them
Stephen: Who is that cheesypooferella, with all that sass?
Andy: Yeah, she works in my team. You should meet her, she's a #rockstar
Stephen: Send her to my room
A place to go to relax and eat freshly baked food products. Most of which are more chewy than normal as they have been made by people with sticky fingers. Run by a masterbaker who demands all products are touched with sticky fingers during the baking process.
What a hard week, I need to get down to sticky fingers tomorrow and get my fix. I hope Nik is in, she makes a mean ring doughnut with added Christmas jizz cream
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The most pointless emoji ever created. What wanker uses an emoji of an airline seat?
Jonny: Γ°ΒΒΒΊ
Jeanie: What's that?
Jonny: an airline seat emoji
Jeanie: you are a wanker, Jonny
When you have been in such a happy mood for longer than three weeks, that it affects your shit - turning it into a wonderful display of happiness as it is pooped out. Can be put on display. The multicoloured shit is often in the order of the rainbow if the happiness is genuine and if the colours are out of order, there is an underlying issue of mania which can be diagnosed by slicing the shit horizontally.
Dudette 1: I love what you have done with your bathroom
Dudette 2: you do? Thanks. I have been on such a high this last month I knew I was due some rainbow shit
Dudette 1: but how did you get that pattern?
Dudette 2: I just ate a fucking hot curry one night and in the morning: tada!.....rainbow walls!