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Much like the standing 69 except it is the woman that holds the man upside down while giving and receiving oral pleasure.
Oneal: Last night was fuckin' awesome, I did The Standing 96.
Simon: What the fuck is that.
Oneal: Look it up on Urban Dictionary Dumbass.
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Manipulating your partner to have sex with you after initially getting rejected.
John: Babe I wanna have sex.
Janet: Not today I have a headache.
John: Thats Okay. I'm going to happy hour. I'll be home late, don't wait up.
John: (to himself) Reverse Fuck-ology. Works like a charm.
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Ramming your girlfriend in the tail pipe so hard that she shits on your dick.
Raymond: Dude I fucked Lola in the ass last night.
Oneal: Awesome, was it good?
Raymond: It was till I got some Sexual Chocolate.
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A sex position in which the man holds his partners legs in the air and fucks her in the ass while she walks on her hands.
Steve: I just gave Shannon the lawn mower.
Raymond: No way. Did she enjoy it?
Steve: Her asshole is fine but, her wrists are a bit sore.
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