Recipe Call

An exchange of recipes, usually between two females. A ridiculous practice seeing as though women will forget that they asked for the recipe and never make the food in question.

Whenever I walk into my kitchen my mom is in a recipe call.

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Hindu Restorationist

A secret sect of the Hindu religion. Every year they restore milk to the cows in an annual ritual occurring on January 10th.

“Hey Phil, why did that guy just buy 40 gallons of milk?” He’s a Hindu Restorationist, tomorrow is January 10th.