Purse Vodka

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.

Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!

Pickybombs

(Noun): A random, unrelated assortment of pictures sent via text to someone for absolutely no reason, when it is least expected. The selection is made from pictures already on ones phone, which he or she has taken at an earlier point in time.

(Verb): The act of going through your phone, finding the most ridiculous and off-the-wall pictures possible, and then texting them to someone out of nowhere.

-"What the?! Kristen just sent me a pictures her planking an NYPD cop car, a random baby, Ke$ha, a piglet, a balloon bouquet, a half eaten cupcake, and the empire state building... all in a row"

--"Oooo SNAP! Sounds like you're the lucky recipient of some pickybombs! I'm so jeally!"