Gurked:
To be on a sensational alcoholic high, yet not blackout drunk... yet. One that is Gonzo Ball is naturally always gurked. Be careful however, cause those that are often the first to be gurked, are also the ones who often chog first.
L: I have been watching the Dora the Explorer for the last two hours and I am currently gurked off some sensational Budlight
R: Fross.
Similar to Lakers point guard Lonzo Ball, however, you are so trashed and unbelievably intoxicated that you would make some of the dumbest decisions a human could make.
LB: Yo bro, are you Kirkin right now?
Ry: I am straight Gonzo Ball right now
LB: Oh no