party lights

The blindingly bright blue lights and red lights strobed by cops to overwhelmingly signify their presence and intimidate others; a highly visible, attention-getting representation of authoritye. Respect it (as Officer/Deputy Cartman would demand).

Not to be confused with black light, disco lights, candle light, or Coor's Light. The police are the only ones enjoying this kind of PARTY in their own power mad, sadistic, or Barney Fife way. You can witness for yourself the giddy celebration following a full-out domination and capture event on many episodes of the 'reality' TV cop shows.

"PARTY LIGHTS are evil tools that scream out: "Trouble !!" -- quite possibly for you, if it appears the PARTY is coming your way."

RAY: "I see PARTY LIGHTS up ahead; better slow down to the speed limit."
JAY: "Well, I see 'em in my rearview, too. I think we must be invited to the PARTY."
RAY: "Watchagunadu?"

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blue lights

Cop lights; party lights.
Pull over and stop.
Do it now!

DRIVER TARGETED FOR TRAFFIC STOP: "BLUE LIGHTS in my rearview dammit!"
COP ASSUMES DRIVER SAYS: "Here baby, hide this niggerpipe in your bra."
COP: "Driver! Turn off the engine and throw the keys out the driver's side window! Do it NOW!
Step out with your hands on your head!
Driver! Walk backwards toward my voice!
Don't look at me!
Stop! Lay face down with your hands to your side!"

"The frightening arrest scenarios depicted on the 'reality' TV show Cops have elevated BLUE LIGHTS to terrorism status as the brainwashing of America continues on network TV."

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authoritah

Actually pronounced "authoritye". (au-THOR-a-tie). See for yourself.

The word 'authority' as spoken in a Southern drawl by the South Park fat kid bully character, Eric Cartman, as he role-plays a mirror-sunglassed megalomaniac law enforcement ... pig.

OFFICER/DEPUTY CARTMAN: "Aah am a cop! And you wheel RESPECT mah AUTHORITYE!"
KYLE: "Cartman, don't you mean AUTHORITAH?"
CARTMAN: "You have the right to remain silent."

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shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!

SEE: shizzle my dizzle; izzle-speak.

Open interpretation is valid using -izzles as place holders for any word of a similar beginning. Use your imagination for alternative meanings.

"Whyo'nt ya suck on my-y-y dick, be-itch?!"

PIRATE OF THE HOOD: "Yo, SHIZZLE ON MY DIZZLE, BIZZLE?!"
PIRATE OF THE SEA: "Aargh. Shiver me timber, matey!"

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shiver me timber

Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.

OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"

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authoritye

ALSO SEE: authoritah

Something the South Park fat kid bully character, Eric Cartman, envies as he role plays a mirror-sunglassed megalomaniac law enforcement ... pig.

OFFICER/DEPUTY CARTMAN: "Aah am a cop! And you wheel RESPECT my AUTHORITYE !!"

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