authoritah

The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).

"You WILL respect my authoritah!"

"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"

"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"

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authoritah

it's just authority. but better. used by cartman.

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH

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authoritah

Having authroity, the authority. Especially use if you are a fat ass from South Park, Colorado.

"Hey! I am a cop, and you will respect mah aurthoritah!"

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authoritah

Basically, power. Most effective when employed in Colorado, in Park County.

Dude: You will RESPECT my AUTHORITAH
Other dude: Okay. *respects dude's authoritah*

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authoritah

Actually pronounced "authoritye". (au-THOR-a-tie). See for yourself.

The word 'authority' as spoken in a Southern drawl by the South Park fat kid bully character, Eric Cartman, as he role-plays a mirror-sunglassed megalomaniac law enforcement ... pig.

OFFICER/DEPUTY CARTMAN: "Aah am a cop! And you wheel RESPECT mah AUTHORITYE!"
KYLE: "Cartman, don't you mean AUTHORITAH?"
CARTMAN: "You have the right to remain silent."

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authoritah

authoritah (n.) -- The conceit that people clad in ridiculous State-issued costumes are owed some kind of reflexive deference by the decent, law-abiding citizenry upon whom such tax-feeders inflict themselves.

Driver:"...no thank you sir, I'd rather not sign the ticket..."
Pig:"...please step out of the car, I'm placing you under arrest..."
Driver:"...I don't think that you can do that..."
Pig: (pulls out taser and blasts your ass with 100 volts whilst laughing and screaming)"respect my authoritah"

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with authoritah

adv. with gusto, like it was my job. Comes from "with authority," but with authority spelled like Cartman says it in that episode of South Park where he is a deputy on a big wheel.

Shaq took the rock to the rack with authoritah.

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