Bread pan feet

Fat and/or swollen feet which puff up and out of the tops of shoes, much like baking bread rising out of a breadpan.

Bread pan feet are often accompanied by cankles and are most commonly found on older women.

Did you see gramma's bread pan feet busting out of her church shoes? I think we need to take her to the orthopaedic shoe store.

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Uhpt!

To admit that something, someone, or an event has occurred in a seemingly idiotic way. Uhpt can also be used to substitute ones rage and is often used to avoid awkward situations.

*Teacher says to her class to write a sentence*
*Girl sitting next to you rights 2 paragraphs*
"UHPT! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"

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