Teig

Teig is the most beautiful person to ever exist. If you know anyone with the name of Teig, chances are he has the most chiseled jawline with the most symmetrical eyebrows. He can probably sing like an angel and he can make you cry out of joy for even just being around someone like him. If you have a Teig in your life, make sure you never lose him. If you have a Teig in your life, you give him the firmest handshake you could possibly give.

student one: What a beautiful child. What's his name?
student two: Teig.
student one: Of course.