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A concept difficult for most Americans to understand, happens when two sports teams play a game and it finishes with both sides having the same number of points. In the case of soccer, one point is awarded to each of the teams if they are in a league. This means there is no winner, something that Americans struggle to deal with, that's why they call soccer "sissyball", and have a trash team and league. They also fail to acknowledge that it's the most popular and most played sport on the planet.
They prefer other "more real" sports like American football and Baseball (aka sports that are barely played outside of the US and that aren't in the Olympics, so their teams call themselves 'World Champions' without even playing a single game against a non-US (or Canadian) team)
me- Hey, did you watch the game between Real Madrid and Barcelona yesterday? They played really well!
brad (average american)- No, I don't watch mexican sports. What sport even is that?
me- Those teams are actually from Spain, and the sport is football, I mean 'soccer'.
brad- Oh, you mean sissyball! Nah, I don't watch that bullsh*t. How did that sh*t game go though?
me- It was a 2-2 soccer tie.
brad- Tie? (has small mental overload) That's bullsh*t! And they only scored four times in the entire game?!
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Chile's National Football (Soccer) Team.
Aka the best South-American national team to ever play, La Roja translates literally to "the red one", a reference to the team's iconic Red Jersey. As of 2019, they are the South-American champions, having beat the Argentinians in two Copa America finals in a row, in 2015 and 2016.
Chilean- Hey, remember when we (La Roja) beat you in two Copa America finals in a row?
Argentinian ql- Chileno puto, cuántas copas tenés? (Dumb Chilean, how many World cup titles do you have?)
Chilean- I don't have any, but you haven't won a single international cup since 1993!
Argentinian ql- Chileno traidor, anda a la concha de tu trola madre hijo de re mil puta y la re puta madre que te re mil parió! (Chilean traitor, *Argentine insults*)
Chilean- Wena ql. (Yeah sure bro)
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An adverb indicative of time used by most Latinos, and translates literally to 'later'. The thing is, given they're Latinos, "ahorita" can mean anytime between 'in a few minutes' to 'in a few years' to 'never'. So be careful with Latinos using this word.
mom- "Mijo, venga a lavar los platos" (son, come wash the dishes)
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*
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Quite simply the best taqueria in all of Mexico, El Califa is the place you go at 3 am with some Mexican friends after dancing all night at an antro.
me- Oye wey, vamos por unos tacos? (Hey man, wanna go for some tacos?)
juan- Jalo, pero solo si vamos a El Califa. (Sure, but only if we go to El Califa)
me- Obvio, si es el mejor. (Obviously, it's the best one)
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Mexico City's fanciest and wealthiest street. It is known for having an array of overpriced stores such as Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana, etc.
It's where rich Mexican "fresas" go to spend their money irrationally and clear their parents' credit cards.
juan- Hey man, wanna go shopping on Avenida Presidente Masaryk?
me- Hell no, I don't have the budget for that! Leave that to the Juanpa Zuritas of this world.