Presidential attraction

The term used when one supports a presidential candidate long enough to the point they become sexually attracted to their candidate. People affected by presidential attraction may have sexual fantasies or even look up nude pictures of the presidential candidate that they support.

Person 1: "i masturbated for 3 hours straight to one of Donald Trumps debates!" I just can't get over his sexy hair!"
Person 2: "You must be suffering from presidential attraction".

Jew nose

The term used to describe somebody's nose when it is bigger then their penis. A jew nose is usually 4-6 inches long. If your friend has a small penis his nose may not actually be a jew nose.

Person 1: "Joe's nose is massive!"
Person 2: "His girlfriend said his nose is bigger than his penis!"
Person 3: "Joe must have a jew nose."

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