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A chillsplosion is a natural phenomenon where a person chills so fucking hard that it fucks shit up. People around them drop dead, birds fall out of the fuckin sky, stop signs curl into fetal position, and then Jesus says to himself, "What the fuck just happened".
Prosecutor: Mr --- , do you know why you're here standing before the court today son?
You: I assume its related to the chillsplosion?
Chilling so fucking hard that its unreal.
A: Yo dog , 'da fuck you up to son?
B: Dude, I am chilling my fucking balls off, smoking blunts and playing fuckin modern warfare 2 while getting a my dick sucked by an asian girl.
A: In that case I need to start chilling my balls off.
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