Pull-a-Garrett

An irreversible mistake, action or misunderstanding that usually results in events that are less than pleasant due to public embarassment, pain, or humiliation.

"I pulled a garrett when I zipped up my fly because I forgot to put the goods away first."
"That guy just pulled a garrett."
"What a garrett..."
"I pulled a garrett when I thought 'pseudo' meant superior and called myself a 'pseudo-ninja'"

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rabid

A moron from somewhere, who never does their work.

You're SO Rabid!

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Colombian Poke

A firm slap on the butt.

I wasn't sure if she liked butt stuff so i Colombian poked her