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The act of jacking off.
My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.
Emphasizes the sloppy aggressive nature of the coitous being had.
I fucked the brakes off of ole Jimbo.
A woman youâve bread multiple times is a loaf.
Me and Suzy are going steady for 6 months, sheâs my loaf.
A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobsterâs claw.
Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.
A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.
Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.
A douche canoe who doesnât respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.
That bitch hasnât responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.