San Franshitshow

A Frankenword with a double meaning/entendre comprised of the proper name of the City of St. Francis and the colloquial term "shit show". The below UD definition accurately describes the situation and San Francisco's inept efforts over the past 30+ years to deal with the homeless/addicted/mentally ill who are drawn to SF for the cheap street drugs, ample free services, mild weather, ample opportunities to commit petty crimes, and the lack of consequences.

The double-meaning, of course, concerns the relentless use of the streets, sidewalks, and other public spaces as an open-air restroom by the housing-challenged population.

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"An event involving copious amounts of fail. Everything goes completely wrong and any attempts to fix it only result in making it worse thus leading to a cataclysmic disaster. Almost always caused by gross incompetence..."

San Francisco has become San Franshitshow. Over the last 30+ years, public policy and the expenditure of vast amounts of public funds with regard to the homeless have gotten a number of individuals off the streets, but have only served to make San Francisco even more of a magnet City, creating a situation that has spiraled out of control and creating an entire local industry with a vested interest in the crisis: The Homeless Industrial Complex.

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front loader

A woman who is built in such a way that you can have mutually satisfying sex while the two of you are standing up and facing each other.

Nancy's flat tummy and the gap between her thighs make her a perfect front loader... we can screw and screw and screw some more standing up until we get off in each other's arms. Then I throw her on the bed and we screw and screw some more.

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erstwhile spouse

Offbeat, gender-neutral way of referring to one's ex-wife or ex-husband.

I have a special ringtone in my cell phone that's only assigned to my ex-wife's phone numbers. So, when my cell phone makes that "oink-oink-oink" sound, I say "Oh, it must be my erstwhile spouse who's calling."

ex-wife ex-husband spouse estranged wife estranged husband

proboscis

slang term for a very long penis

I front-loaded her pussy while we were standing up, facing each other, utilizing my proboscis!

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Telescamgelist

A more descriptive word for Televangelist.

That sleazy Telescamgelist Joel Osteen told his flock of sheeple that God said he needed a new private airplane, so they all obliged.