amabilize

verb: meaning to make an event, a party or a meeting exceptionally better by merely showing up.

The horrid meeting on marginal profits was amabilized when the hot new intern came in and sat right next to me

shiv

noun: another word for poop, crap, feces; an exclamation for something unusual, wondrous, or craptatious.

"Can you believe that shiv?"
"Thats the shiv!"

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Tacoff

An iron chef-style competition involving the creation and subsequent deliberation of taco delicacies submitted by willing participants.

Man, I had the worst shits after yesterdays Tacoff.

Heather made the best tacos in that Tacoff, man I could eat her tacos all night long.