A blumpkin goon is where you watch a vr porn video about getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit and jacking off
Tyler: Hey josh wanna go to the gym?
Josh: no thanks, I'm gonna blumpkin goon in a bit.
On this day January 3 is now known as Chinese sissy day. A day where you must meet a sexy Chinese sissy and have intercourse.
Hey man its Chinese sissy day we gotta catch a plane go china