Unhappiness

A quick, unannounced, discomforting movement of the bowels.

Good thing I was close to the bathroom, because some unhappiness appeared, and I had to drop a hairy deuce.

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Cosby

A multi colored sweater.

Stemming from the days of the Cosby show, in which the main character, Heathcliff Huxtable, played by Bill Cosby, constantly wears bright, multi colored sweaters.

Tom came into the office wearing a colorful sweater.

Mohan exclaimed "Damn Tom, nice Cosby!"

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tissue rock

Emo music. Music in which the singer is crying and complaining about their crappy life, thus needing a tissue.

emo kid "After listening to the last Dashboard Confessional album, I just had to cry."

Normal person "That is what happens when you listen to crappy tissue rock."

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brewing

The time before you have to go to the bathroom, to relieve your bowels. When you can feel the onset of a good crap comming.

Hey man, I need to get to a bathroom soon, because I am brewing something fierce.

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Head Shot

Explosive Diarrhea that hits the wall of the toilet bowl and sticks, like when brains and blood get shot out of the head and tick to a regular wall.

After eating tons of chili last night, I had to take an urgent dump. It looked like a head shot in the bowl.

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Gay-Z

1. An insult to rappers the user hates. (e.g. Vanilla Ice, Ja Rule, Snow)
2. Nursery rhyme MC.

Daniel: Do you know this man named Drake?
Ben: Yeah, he is so gay-Z, he made me want to jerk off.

Shazaam

A word to describe joy, surprise, or excitement

Bizzle: What's for dinner mom?
Mother: Fried Chicken.
Bizzle: SHAZAAM!!!!

Guy one: Yo man, you got that dime bag of KB?
Guy two: Fo shizzle.
Guy one: SHAZAAM!

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