import

The act of arranging a booty call/sex partner to come over to your house.

Yeah, man, I have made all the necessary arrangements for an import tonight; she's coming all the way from Martyland, across state lines...

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on chill

Used to describe a mode where there isn't anything serious to worry about. Usually denotes a relaxed state of mind; see chill mode

Caller - "what's good, my nizzle?

Answerer - Ahhhh you know me, I am on chill, as always...

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a procedure

Code phrase used when a woman needs to have an abortion; usually used to hide the fact that she is going in for the operation to mixed company.

Girl, I won't be going to the club tomorrow night, I gotta rest up cause I'm having a procedure the day after next.

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noneya

Contraction of "none of your damn business". Can be used whenever that longer phrase would be appropriate

Friend - Where you was last night

Me - Noneya!

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the day after next

A day in the future that can never come; usually used to put off a request frrom someone for action.

Mom - I have been asking you to clean that funky room for weeks. When are you gonna do it?

Offspring - I had planned to do it, like, the day after next.

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