PMAW’d

When you’re about to break up with a chick so you give her the usual severance package of a cum shot to the face.

I deetermined it was time to end things so I PMAW’d her and left.

The Churf ‘n Turf

When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.

I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.