A man who loves inserting his family jewels into the anal cavity of a young child. Just a Pedophile but a funnier word
"What the fuck! Stop being such a Chiddlediddler"
When a person is so unsanitary to the point where their excrement gets consumed by a Fungus hive mind and has gained sentience
Dreet Mustard is Mustard that has been "repurposed" as lubricant to use during sex.
It is also commonly fed to homeless people after it is no longer usable in bed
"Ayo pass the Dreet Mustard babe, we getting freaky tonight"