Cookie Monster

A jersey boy’s shlong.

“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”

Jon

Jon will be the most committed man to your relationship, I know that from personal experience, he really like when I go har- ok that’s private. He is sexy and can keep a secret🤫

Charles: Hey did you see that sexy fucker?
Connor: Yes I saw JON!
Charles: Oh I meant your dad but ok.

Jon: Hey
Every woman and man on the planet: *moans intensely*

Woman: IS YOUR NAME JON
Jon: yes
Woman: I LOVE YOU

3👍 5👎

Nicole

A highly fake person who seriously looks like a thot.
Very similar to a dump truck in terms of beauty, extremely judgemental, and is very fond of anyone by the name of Christian.
Typically wears a crop top covered in cum.

Child: Hey did you see that fatty Nicole Layo?
Mother: Baby don’t talk about people like that!
Child: Bitch stfu she looks like an aborted elephant fetus
Mother: .........

Any Christian: Hey Nicole
Nicole: *slurps softly*
Christian: Bro wtf
Nicole: Slurps aggressively
Christian: BITCH GET TF OFF ME

6👍 2👎

February 27th

A day where only the sexiest legends are born. Pisces? More like big penis. Only those born on THIS day are blessed with an amazing Shlong.

Hey it’s that sexy fucker who was born on February 27th!
I heard those born on this day love men, especially your dad.

34👍 4👎