Spap

A rather fat and dumb cat.

Bro my spap won't stop eating

My spap won't stop meowing.

schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

Splinky Splash

When a bunch of disgusting humans get together.

When are you getting here for the splinky splash?

When are we going to play D&d at a splinky splash?